"Which one's the man?"

This was probably 15 years ago in a small town in OR. My wife and I were having dinner at a local restaurant. We are two women. She is tall and androgynous appearing. I am short and femme-ish. As we're walking out some guy at the bar says to his friend "I wonder which one's the man?" I knew exactly what he was saying and I keep walking, but I'm fuming. I asked my wife if she heard and she had not. I developed my response, went back in, stood next to him and said, "I don't see ANY men in this place!" Turned and walked out. I felt better for saying something but have not forgotten.